A Nosey Turtle

[A Nosey Turtle]

[relaxed-muscle]

i’m getting ready to update my wardrobe! i just need a

jat

jlasses

jloves

and

jarf

[scatterdarknessscattersilence]

i’m sorry this is a formal occasion you will either need a

jie

or a 

jallgown

[lesbiansinouterspace]

@pro-gay

[pro-gay]

time to break out my

juit

[danupert]

don’t forget you

jankerchief 

[miilkyrum]

We’re gonna be late hop in the 

jar

[idreaminpixels]

@txepvi @seyrii

[seyrii]

This is junforgivable

[professor-maple-mod]

don’t forget your

jurse

or your

jumps.

[skr0ala]

if you get bored you bring your

jiolin

[themonsterwithoutaname]

every time this post come back to my dash is more and more horrendous

[sledgehammertoe]

Let me tell you about 

The 1973 Levi’s Gremlin.

Looks like just another AMC Gremlin, yeah? Well, notice the Levi’s logo on the front fender just behind the wheel well, and you know that when you get in this car, you’re in for something very… special.

Your eyes are not deceiving you. The seats and the trunk are upholstered in GENUINE LEVI’S DENIM, complete with bronze stitching. This is not some ironic custom job from recent times, either; this was a real option offered by AMC in 1973.

And people thought it was a good idea, even!

[jaymonoto]

JEATS

[chongoblog]

Thats it, close the meme. It’s all done

[deathtokillian]

[tggeko]

>mfw this meme is back

[cute-necromancing-misanthrope]

“The economy car that wears the pants”

[logo-comics]

This post is Best Jeanist Approved:

Originally posted by mysteery

[A Nosey Turtle]

[yourfavelovesyouunconditionally]

Bowser from Super Mario loves you unconditionally!!

[A Nosey Turtle]

[admfirmuspiett]

someone: what are you planning to do after college?

me:

[A Nosey Turtle]

[halfprincesshalfgoddess]

You: Weird flex but ok

Me, an intellectual:

[A Nosey Turtle]

[ninegifs]

#character development

[A Nosey Turtle]

[atthepriceofoblivion]

Build-a-Bear Employee: please,,, I can’t fit any more stuffing into this pikachu

Me: You fool….. Make Him Fatter

[mydogisabutt]

i worked at build-a-bear in downtown disney and one time a guest came with a grinch and had me force 6 custom sounds into him which was just him breathing really hard and saying “MERRY CHRISTMAS” into each one
the thing is, he had me stuff them into the arms, which were stick-thin
so the seams were coming up and i was having to repair his now lumpy grinchy arms
this took like 45 minutes and all the while the kid was legit trying to remove my kneecaps, his mom was even telling me that she warned someone this would happen and they sent her straight to me ROFLMAO
after he was stuffed to the brim and i could hear the soul of the plush screaming at me for what would be the next eternity the kid dressed him up like batman
but his mom was like “NO HE HAS TO BE CHRISTMAS” so he put a santa hat on him and also a little plush gingerbread that smelled like actual gingerbread and it ended up looking like this

i clocked out an hour and a half late it was like 1 am

[A Nosey Turtle]

[frightguard]

you may spank it… once still remains the funniest image ever created on this bitch of an earth

[frightguard]

like how do u top this in terms of pure comedic value. donkey kong’s ass. the suspense. the mere implication that donkey kong nasty. him looking out to sea like he’s making the hardest decision of his life. its so fucking good

[A Nosey Turtle]

Fandoms that I’m Not In, but reuglarly interact with:

[gallusrostromegalus]

Homestuck: Like oompa-loompas leaping out of the woodwork at the drop of secret words or phrases.  Generally Amiable to nonHomestucks, but often vicious with each other, so the trick is the same as when visiting the lands of the fairfolk: Never Actually Consume The Wares Offered.

Star Trek: By Osmosis, I know three (3) Star Trek Memes, but only know how to spell 2 of them (Tarmac Angel Lard Et Tokugawa?).  Massive, old and rife with hidden politics and some very exotic deviances.  Not Unlike my expiriences with the Catholic Church.

Transformers: Star Wars’ dumpsterfire of canon issues looks like a smoldering wastepaper basket compared to the chernobyl-like meltdown of Transformers Canon.  Fandom is somehow extraordinalrity polite, well organized and pleasant.  Like they’re having High Tea with the Fine China and Cucumber Sandwiches whils illuminated by the burning of Rome.

Steven Universe: The Show is like a coming-of-age tale set in the thunderdome, but the fandom is Thunderdome set in a McDonald’s Playplace. 

Supernatural: *Viva Lad Vida faintly plays on the sad winds that echo through the ruined throne room, but the cockroaches picking at the moldering buffet seem to be having a great time*

Discworld: Listen. Listen I wholly admit to worshipping at the Altar of Sir Terry, but after a while, comparing things to discworld starts to feel like the dreaded art “compliment” of “It looks just like Disney!”.  Let people have thier own creations.

Warhammer 40K: For people working with the Grimmest and Darkest of AUs, everyone here is spectacularly jolly and irreverent, at least until you bring up the price of miniatures.

Dr. Who: It comes and goes with wildly different actions and discourse every time, like the haploid and diploid generations of plants.

Star Wars: Is omitted from this list because I’m deep enough in the fandom that I’ve been through all five stages of grief and seven more stages of emotions that do not have names in the tongues of men, and have achived the nirvana of “The Fandom is those 12 people in your chat group”

[kyraneko]

Star Wars’ dumpsterfire of canon issues looks like a smoldering wastepaper basket compared to the chernobyl-like meltdown of Transformers Canon.

As a Transformers fan, I love you.

[ultharkitty]

Also as a Transformers fan, this brought me joy.

And as someone experiencing the Steven Universe fandom through the lens of my significant other and looking on in utter horror, yep. very yep.

[rhube]

Pls someone tell me how Dragon Age fandom looks from the outside.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Dragon Age: Absolutely everyone is furious with an egg. Even the people that want to fuck the egg. There’s also a BSDM Minotaur and Oscar Wilde with a tan and some guy with a bloodsmear on his face that he’s either studiously applied every morning for like a decade or he never washes his face both options sound equally plausible.  There’s some kind of issue with videogame developers trying to discuss social justice issues and completely fucking it up and y’all keep acting like that’s an unexpected outcome.  Perhaps the Egg is the writing team’s self-Insert OC?

Also there’s dwarf with excellent man-clevage and for some reason you can’t romance him despite being apparently the best character in the entire series.

[A Nosey Turtle]

[calellon]

selfies are CANCELLED until no one knows what i look like anymore and everyone just associates me with this abstract & sentient virtual entity that has transcended the physical realm indefinitely

[A Nosey Turtle]

[universalfanfic]

writing advice: never italicize words to show emphasis! if you’re writing well then the reader will know and you don’t need them!

me: oh really??? listen up, pal, you can just try an pull italics from my cold, dead fingers

[babybat98]

“I never said she stole my money.”

VS.

“I never said she stole my money.” 

“I never said she stole my money.” 

“I never said she stole my money.” 

“I never said she stole my money.”

“I never said she stole my money.” 

“I never said she stole my money.” 

“I never said she stole my money.”

[3dphantom]

It’s especially funny how every single one of those sentences has a completely different meaning. Besides, one shouldn’t make such generalized, idiotic statements as “never use italics,” especially not to writers. A unique style is one of the most crucial elements of writing, and use of italics is a good way to differentiate your writing from others’.

[ma-at-thought]

You cannot take my slanty letters away from me.

[kuriquinn]

Touch my italics and I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you